The german class
One school, two german teachers both with a passion for German. Two classes. Both teachers had the same class for three years our class being shit and our teacher as a result hating most of us.

In the fourth year our classes got changed into higher and lower our ex-teacher being given the higher class and most of the other teachers pupils. This lasted two weeks before the good teacher won her class back plus the only decent pupils from our original class.

Cue class starting and teacher asking people to read out their homework. After several wrong answers she started to cry and then screamed "I didn't want to be stuck with you retards!!!!!!!". We got a new teacher the next week who let us meet a real german and was cool.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 2:36, 4 replies)

The amount of times we used to mention the war in German...

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 2:38, closed)

aber
du bist damit davongekommen?

That doesn't look right, but I can't think what else it would be
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 2:43, closed)

I'll get you off in a minute...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 3:10, closed)

You sound like my flatmate
For all her boasts of causing rapid ejaculations she refuses to prove it.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 4:24, closed)