My Sister, the smart one...
Now as I've previously said on here, one of my best mates is Dan, his father, Noah is a Muslim who originally came over here from Pakistan when he was 11 back in the late 50's.

My Sister was sent to one of the best schools in the area, whereas I and my brother got sent to a dump of a comprehensive. She had opportunities thrown at her the likes of which both myself and my brother would have given up vital organs to get. Her grades were and are by far the best of the three of us.

So imagine my surprise when visiting last Christmas to hear her giving a speech to myself and my mum that would have brought a tear to Nick Griffins wonky eye.

It began with the usual "immigrants be stealin' our jobs and homes" shpeel and carried on like this for a good ten minutes. Then she turned to me and said "And that goes for your friend Noah too, fucking paki!"

At this point I'm brimming over with fury, but as I'm about to bite a curious and delicious thought pops into my head.

So I swallow my rage and ask:

"What about the kids and grandkids of immigrants?"

"They can all fuck off as well."

"So when are you planning on moving to Denmark or Northern Ireland then?"

"...."

Strangely the subject got dropped pretty quickly and I left not long after...

Great Grandmother on my Grandads side was from N.I., Gran is a Dane
(the_leander, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 18:18, 1 reply)

ace

(zero.coke, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 19:50, closed)