Ditto
I grew up just north of London from the age of 7, but when I trialled at Rugby League I chose to play for my home country, Scotland, despite having an invite from the Auld Enemy. So when I moved to Greenock for a couple of years I got shit from the settler watch... which lasted until my workmate and I put them through the railings outside the library one evening. I'd only started working as a bouncer a few weeks earlier...

...and as I explained to them, I wore the colours of the Saltire proudly because I'd had to defend it since I was a little kid, called all the names and taken all the other shit children do... so fuck them, nappy wearing village minded smackhead ned wankers.
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:07, Reply)