My other half
Having previously referred to her as uber-liberal it occurred to me that Mrs Number 5 may not be as free thinking as I thought. She is English, I am not, she lives in my country and constantly has a go at the place, the people, the government (who to be fair are a sack of conniving, corrupt tools who couldn't find 'their arse with both hands') and everything else. She says this quite openly to me conveniently forgetting that every reference to inbred, underskilled, small-minded morons also includes not only yours truly but both kids too. Yet, she still lives here. Grrrrrrrr
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 3 Apr 2010, 8:37, 2 replies)

Yeah but she's right
as you and the kids are foreigners.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:11, closed)

RIght you are...sir!
I should remember my station in future and speak only when spoken to.

Bloody grockles.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 3 Apr 2010, 16:26, closed)