corner shop vs. racist neighbour
there's a bloke on my block who will only go into the shop across the road on a tuesday. not because that's when he gets paid or anything, but because that's the one day a week that the white english girl works there. he refers to the owners as "fuckin' pakis", despite the fact that they are not pakistani and are third generation english, whilst he came here from ireland as a child. he has no problem with their cheaply-priced cider, but unless it's tuesday, he will ask someone else to go and buy it for him.
fucking tool.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:13, 6 replies)

Well, he can't go putting his money in them Pakis' pockets now,
can he?

Puts THEM in their place, what.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:19, closed)

he's missing out
it's a great shop. good stuff, really cheap, always got offers on and the staff are all very friendly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:33, closed)

Sounds like a bus driver I used to talk to
He hated the pakistanis (and indeed all ethnic origins) and wouldn't hide the fact, even if they were buying a ticket. He had also moved here from Ireland. Madness.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:31, closed)

it just
makes no sense to me whatsoever
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:34, closed)

What you got against us Irish eh?
Plejudiced!
(ClungePlunger I drink Sambuca on the rocks and bloody like it!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:00, closed)

nothing at all
i'm merely pointing out that the owners of the shop have been in this country a lot longer than he has
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:03, closed)