As I pressed "post this message"
I thought to myself 'you know Darth, only two things in B3ta are guaranteed. One, that someone will post "your real life is not humourous, make more stuff up", and two, that person will be Vipros'

Although with hindsight I should have put that in the story itself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:45, 2 replies)

you're a horrible bastard
I almost put "your real life is not humourous please go away"

not sure why I didn't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:52, closed)

Awww...
you love me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:55, closed)

not with that hair
you colossal bumder
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:56, closed)

You haven't seen my new hair
It's unbelievably heterosexual
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:00, closed)

I don't believe you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:01, closed)

DAMN
How do you see through my lies so easily? *sobs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:04, closed)

it's apparent to the trained eye that you would be incapable of sporting a heterosexual haircut
even the most hetero of cuts (the billy-ray cyrus) would look positively camp on you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:07, closed)

At least I don't look like my chin's attempting a full Blessed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:13, closed)

hah
I could only dream of a beard of that magnitude
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:15, closed)

Exactly
You're not MAN enough for a Blessed. You can only manage a paltry chinflange
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:20, closed)

'tis true, 'tis true
*hangs head*

it got some appreciation at the weekend though, so I'm happy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:22, closed)

I am genuinely terrified
as to what form that may have taken
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:25, closed)

THEN I WILL LEAVE YOU IN THE DARK WITH YOUR TERROR
I didn't mean to have caps on for that, but it seems apt, so I'll leave it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:28, closed)

To be fair, it was very nearly me.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:54, closed)

I think it was very nearly several hundred people
I just got there first.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:56, closed)

Damn you etc etc
I was also considering 'your real life is fairly humorous, but she should have shat herself.'
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:05, closed)