I didn't think that I was
That was until last week, when I realised I probably had some irrational fear of brown people.

I was stood in my back garden by myself, huddling from the breeze and quietly smoking a cigarette when all of a sudden I see from the corner of my eye the face of this tall, terracotta skinned fellow (who must have jumped the garden gate or something) peer around the corner of my house at me.

From only about 15 yards away.

I physically jumped and started for the house.

Then the gust of wind died and the retractable washing line reel folded back around the corner of the house again.

And I felt really stupid.

Fortunately I was smoking so I still looked cool... (ahem)
( Dervel OTBC, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:53, 1 reply)

Brilliant
When I was a smoker, I used to have an irrational fear of homeless people sneaking into my back yard and attacking me in the dead of night.

(and then probably asking if I could spare a cigarette)
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:30, closed)