Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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My feckin uncleEvery christmas he used to give us these presents that we thought must've been the schizzel because they were dead heavy(i.e. not jumpers or paisley pyjamas) but every year they turned out to be terrible joke presents.
One year it was a broken car radio.
The next it was a log...yeah, a feckin' log.
But as the old sayin goes, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice I need a kick in the arse.
apologies for length
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