Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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My unclepromised me when I was 13 that he had bought an Alpha Romeo Spider, and was "doing it up each year" to give to me when I was 18. Sort of a get out of buying you presents each year clause. Well obviously I was fucking stoked. A sports car. 18! Think of the girls I could pull. Anyway, five years later, No car. "honestly Will, next year," Still nothing. I am now 26. Nothing.
Sad thing is, is I am his sons Godfather, he's now 13 and you know exactly what I've started to say to him!
Yesssssssssssssssss.
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theWooinator, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 15:13,
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