Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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on my last day working at my local cinimaI stole a life-sized cutout of britney (from that “classic” film crossroads)
And 3 body fluid removal kits.
I then wrapped them and gave them to a mate for his barfday.
Skip forward two days… 7:30 out on the piss, Mobile rings.
Manager
“If you do not return said items, we will be forced to ring the police”
so then I have to go to my friends house and take back the presents, and get a bollocking from a Greek psycho Manager (who wasn’t my manager anymore)
I came so close to telling him to shove britney up his ass.
I always wanted “theft of britney spears cut out” on my record
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 15:30, Reply)
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