Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Fucking fuck Clintons fucking cards the fuckersFor some reason best known to herself my mother keeps buying me "hugs" from clintons - the shop to waste away your money for no reason. Has anyone seen them? I can't imagine anything more pointless and crap. Its basically a bit of small plastic moulded to look like a fat dark brown thing with a face.
My mum, being a girl and therefore having the lets not buy crap area of her brain turned off thinks they are great! Well surprise she is wrong!
It breaks my heart to see her thinking that she's done something cute when what she has really done is fail miserably as a provider of decent presents! I mean it's not like the thing is 50p or something it's fucking 4 quid!
I hate Clintons! I hate them more since I saw an advert the other day for Grandparents day! Fuck off! Your fucking grandparents are retired - they get everyday off work and get to sleep all the time! I vote for a national "lets butt fuck the MD of Clintons around the british isles until he repents for his crimes against the world day"
Athena + Birthdays arent much better either!
Twats
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 15:51, Reply)
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