Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Why tie?I was over in Australia sitting on beaches and eating crazy cakes from a place called Nimbin. With all this in mind my parents decided to send me over a tie for xmas. I didn't own a shirt to facilitate this item of clothing, nor would I have any need to wear one if i did.
Also they bought me a juggling kit one xmas. I hate juggling/jugglers because they are smug cunts. Actually maybe that is a reason to take it up?
Cheers parents, you have your finger on the dial.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 20:27, Reply)
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