Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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just rememberedhow could have forgotten this little gem of a gift.
when i was about 7 i did not recieve the usual 5x20p taped to the inside of a card from my mum's auntie. instead i recieved a plastic money bag (you know the ones the bank use to hold 10 quid in £1 coins) filled with water!!
a bag of fucking water!!
i thought maybe the stupid cow forgot the goldfish or something but when i read the postcard it said, greetings from canada, blah, blah, have some fresh snow as we know you will not get a white christmas!!
i couldn't fucking believe it. the mental old biddy had actually thought the snow would stay in its frozen state.
still being retarded is no excuse for actually sending someone frozen water from a foreign country for christmas. made me chuckle though.
still it was better than getting a plane ticket stub for a trip to australia from my ex's flight out there. cunt
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MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 24 Sep 2004, 13:42,
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