Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Parting gift that made it all so much betterWhen I was 17 my girlfriend dumped me and left a carrier bag on my doorstep, containing of all the little things I'd bought her over the past year.
It contained an extra item, a Marathon bar (that's a Snickers, kids)
The accompanying note said it was "for the inconvenience".
Bitch.
(, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 16:20, Reply)
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