Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Not necessarily christmas....My mother. She sends me things.
If she's not buying me chavtastic gold jewellery for my birthday (I can't wear gold, I'm yellow as it is - and a goth), she's sending me random presents. like;
A box of Ready Brek and a pot of honey
A few jars of jam and some blue eyeshadow (no, really)
Two boxes of Lemsip
Some peppermint oil and a notebook
Eczema shampoo, soap and bath oil (I don't and have never had eczema)
And the best, the latest;
A bottle of Zoflora disinfectant - for my sinus problems! (which I don't have but will if I sniff that shit)
There have been others, I have just tried to forget.
(, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 17:26, Reply)
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