Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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My uncleGave me a packet of out-of-date pasta for christmas.
For my birthday he gave me a framed postcard of a duck.
I gave him champagne for his next birthday, and with a biro I wrote "FUCK YOU TIGHTARSE" in tiny letters on the label. That showed him.
(, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 18:30, Reply)
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