Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Tyre.My brother (younger) is a tightarse when it comes to presents, so Imagine my surprise when I find a nicely-wrapped, large, and extremely heavy pressie on my 21st birthday morning. I unwrap it to find... a spare wheel/tyre... covered in rust and grime... which until recently had been living in the boot of my car.
Bastard.
My girlfriend of nearly 5 years has yet to give me anything remarkably good or useful. But her heart's in the right place... (seriously... I get her a lovely silver/gold watch... and recieve FUCKING BEDSHEETS).
(, Mon 27 Sep 2004, 9:26, Reply)
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