Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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OneupmanshipIt started last chrismtas when Mrs Badger gave me one of those electric leaf blowers that keen gardeners use. I am in no way a keen gardener and it was therefore consigned to the shed. Thus, on valentines day she got a beautifully wrapped angle grinder, and burst into tears when i said that i had indeed got her another present. The relief was short lived when she opened the disks to go with it.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2004, 11:40, Reply)
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