Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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my dadBack in the day when we were kids and packets of Polo's cost 10p me and my bro had spent all day pestering my Dad for sweets so he took us to the sweet shop, bought a packet of 10p Polo's (which were out of date like everything in this shop) and then proceeded to split it in half so me and my bro had half a apacket of sweets. Tight bastard!
my parents announced they were getting divorced on April 3rd, at which point I pointed out they were too late for aprils fools day, anyway my Mum buys really cool presents(like DVD boxed sets and model formula 1 cars which I happen to like, and my dad lets himself into my flat every so often and leaves random bags of tomatoes and banana's on my work surface whilst borrowing CD's from my collection. I love them both, but my Mum buys cooler presents!)
(, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 1:02, Reply)
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