ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Beer and taking a shitOk, so there i was in a really trendy bar, looking ok (hair combed, teeth brushed, shirt ironed, shoes polished) and was really enjoying a good beer.
Then i got to talking to a really hot babe, i mean im no looker but jezuz this girl was hot, we could talk all night. I kept looking at her huge boobs, her rounded arse and lucious lips.
I ordered some snacks and made polite jokes (unsual for me) and was enjoying the snacks and drink so much kept on ordering them, by now I must of been on my 3 platter of snacks, but this girl was amazing.
Then my stomach rumbled.
I needed a poo.
I had beer
I had snacks
I had the company of a hot babe.
So i kept it in.
Then it was a cloth touching moment.
I made my excuses and rushed to the toilet
My anus unleased its fury of porcliean like never before and my prostate.. oh procrastination..
well, anyhow, next time i'll go for a shirt early on, rather than procrastinating about it.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)
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