ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Unless you are a big bloke or a hard faced bitch with great self-beliefDO NOT DO THIS!
I spent a year on a PGCE course, then over the following two and a half terms a bunch of illiterate chav scum kids, their trogolodyte parents and couldn't-give-a-fuck senior staff turned me into a gibbering wreck who couldn't stand up to McDonalds counter staff.
Admittedly, I was young, female and a language teacher, but still...
Never did manage to finish my NQT year. The irony is that due to the shit numbers of people willing to do the job (and I can't imagine why) the government is now asking me to go back and give the fuckers another chance to screw me over!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:58,
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I'm not either, but...I tend to use the techniques I practice on the dog with the poor humans surrounding me to great effect (Mr Psyche got suspicious when I clicked at him down the phone though)
But, if I can train a fully grown man to 1) say the L word without reference to cheese or his football team and 2) take me to Venice on my Birthday...
A class of over-hormoned teenage brats do not stand a chance.
And if all that fails I'll get electric collars for them.
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