ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Make the dog get itSoooo, under the guise of improving his training I have taught my dog to do things for me because I'm a bit lazy...
If I drop my keys he'll pick them up and bring them to me.
He'll bring me a bottle of water from the other side of the room.
He helps me tidy up the house - "Bring me that kitchen roll!"
This week I'm going to teach him how to load and unload the washing machine.
OK, so it DOES take some time to teach him these things in the first place, but then you get the joy of knowing that for the next nine years you'll never have to lift your finger again!!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:20, 2 replies)
Hooray for doggie servants!Teach him a few more tricks and then you can get him a nice little butlers outfit.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:31, closed)
oooh!!Now THERE is an idea...
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:40, closed)
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