In my avoidance to write my made up article
I even made up this nonsense mini novel about how me and my robotic sidekick from Haiti would go around the Caribbean fighting crime. In the latest tale, we were sneaking up on a sleeping Jamaican who we believed to be selling crack.

I turn to him and say, "Poke Rasta, Tin Haitian!"

Jesus Christ, Pooflake where are you? Help!
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:14, 11 replies)

*takes out tranquilliser gun*
Sorry swordfish, it's for your own good.







*shoots*
( Moey, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, closed)

Well since Pooflake got lynched yesterday
I fear I may have to double my pun quota!
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, closed)

Has he been lynched?
Some people just have no appreciation of the effort that goes into making a good pun.

Well, in that case, carry on.
( Moey, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:36, closed)

Well
yesterday he mentioned in a post that he'd been in a bit of a motor-prang, and he was a bit over the limit, and everyone kind of went a bit mad at him.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:37, closed)

Oh.
I missed that. Damn work, always gets in the way of my b3ta time.

It gets a bit Daily Mail here sometimes. I'm sure most of those who had a go have done similar themselves.
( Moey, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, closed)

I few of us noted
that b3ta isn't exactly a paddock for high horses.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, closed)

I've just had a read through it now.
It's not as bad as I had expected.

Most of the responses are quite calm and measured, really.

But your final comment is very true.
( Moey, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:52, closed)

*Jumps in with hands on hips*

Here I am!

Sorry I'm late, swordfish, it's just that I've been taking potshots at children in the playground across the road.

Whilst being on heroin. And shitting in my bosses cornflakes, after shagging my grandma. Up the arse.

But at least I wasn't 0.0001mg over the fucking limit.

Now look what I've done...I'm going to have to apologise to everybody again for trivialising such an important issue.

Curses!

*Puts punnage hat on*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:01, closed)

I think 3 or 4 people
might have just seen my Baby P comment before I deleted it, so I may be the one against the wall today.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:03, closed)

Double damn...

I missed it.

It's you and me against the world, swordfish!

*slopes off to bookies and puts a fiver on 'the world'*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:10, closed)

I'd stick a tenner on.
You ain't gonna get much back from a fiver.

Still, I'm secretly proud that I managed to go too far on b3ta.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:12, closed)