Procrastination
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why - cause I got high
- cause I got high
- cause I got high
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Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:30,
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doo be doo doo doo doo
and so on.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:10,
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that song
will be stuck in my brain all night now
git
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Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:35,
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But presumably..
..you're now enjoying a happy retirement based on the royalties from a certain popular song that you wrote?
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lost, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:35,
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what?
Put a donk on it??
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Mr.Dog was in love again on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:01,
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short term memory
is the first to go.
Now where are my damn shoes.
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Que?, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:26,
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