ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Building site.We were working away, as were most of the crews, and one of the joiners forgot his tools. So, he set himself up as gaffer joiner, which basically entailed him wandering around for 10 hours a day, saying "Fuck 'em, have a fag", and chain smoking.
He did this for a couple of months, despite going home every weekend, and managing to forget his tools every time.
He actually ended up getting paid more than the other joiners for being the gaffer; for chain smoking, swearing and walking around. What a hero.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)
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