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This is a question Procrastination

Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.

Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?

(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Amen!
Yes! This!

*realises he's probably said too much*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:17, 2 replies)
it's even better than that feeling of relief you get
after holding a piss in for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:25, closed)
that
make makes my kidneys ache
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:27, closed)
mine too
but when you let it go, you feel happy all day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:34, closed)
Sadly..
I know how you feel. Sometimes a bit of clench-and-mince action might be required to get you to the toilet in time, but saving it up for one big satisfying session, as opposed to wasting it on a glorified follow-through, is often a pleasant way to waste half an hour on a dull work day afternoon....
(Chad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:34, closed)
especially
if you smoke a fag on the bog. i don't know what it is about the combination of tobacco and log, but something about it feels oh so right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:35, closed)
Nicotine is a muscle relaxant
In the days before anaesthesia, doctors would shove a cigar up a patient's arse before attempting any kind of major amputation.
(JohabMorelli is spenging merrily away, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:07, closed)
tell me you're kidding!
that is just too funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:09, closed)
Nicotine is a poison.
Soldiers would shove cigarettes up their ass in order to feign being ill.
(I helped save b3ta! argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:32, closed)

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