ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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A Story of ProcrastinationPerot gazed a new son.
'Pro' graced a nation.
Perot raised a showman.
Progressed, the new son.
Pro raced, a nice one.
Perot gave a notion.
Pro guessed, a new shin?
Perot jests, "Ah, no, son."
Pro gazed a new S.H.O.M.*
Pro-greased and new shine.
Pro caressed 'igniton.'
Pro gassed in a *SSSHHOONNNNNNN*
Pro raced and soon won.
Pro crazed, a notion:
Pro'd race 'The Grey Swan'
Prodded Grey, "Still no shame?"
Pride grazed, a needed shake.
Pro raced, the night sank.
Progress, and now sun.
Pro, Grey, a near shunt!
Pro cursed the name 'Swan.'
Pro crashed in Ocean.
Perot gasped, "No! Son..."
Pro, crushed, and ended soon.
Pro's ghost, is now home.
=(
*Super High Output Manifold
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:03,
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oh...I hate you so much
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the remarkable thing about thisis not that it is done well, but that it is done at all (clicks).
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:21, closed)
Pah! - Part timer...Where's the crap, overblown story to explain every pun?
I'm only jealous really
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:01,
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Never mind poofy!Join BOAT
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:59, closed)
RubbishHow about Broke Pasta Haitian? Hmm?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:23,
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Lawks!!Who would have thought that if you take all the crap puns and stick 'em in one answer that they are so damn good.
Brilliant sir! Not sure why, but brilliant!
And clicky of course.
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