Celebrity "professionals"
Specifically those employed to judge things like Britain's Got Talent, and whose sole purpose seems to be to cry at sob stories, or be patronising to children with more talent in their little finger than the judge's career.

Just because you look good in a skin tight top does not make you a qualified judge of music.

And, on the same lines: Andrew Lloyd Webber. Being able to plagiarise from Sibelius does not make you the next Wagner.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:42, 7 replies)

I thought
he was more of a Puccini-thief.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:12, closed)

One of the main themes from Cats is from the 2nd Symphony

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:30, closed)

And a Pink Floyd thief...
Compare the intro to "The Phantom of the Opera" with "Echoes".
(gordonjcp, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:31, closed)

I went and saw Rik Wakeman live and he did a bit about it

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:29, closed)

I just hate him because
He's so flesh-crawlingly ugly and he gets these hopelessly enthusiastic little female wannabes to dance and sing for his personal amusement.. eeuuurch..
This is why I left the pole dancing job ;-)
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:24, closed)

And on the same lines: Andrew Lloyd Webber
Who won Any Dream Will Do? Who won the Maria programme? Who won the Dorothy programme?

Andrew Lloyd Webber won. Roundly and comprehensively, by persuading the BBC to give him three months of prime time advertising per series, completely free of charge.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:03, closed)

No wonder he always looks so smug

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:49, closed)