I've often been tempted to produce a line of homeopathic remedies (made with tap water)
My adverts would be along the lines of:
"AS EFFECTIVE AS [whatever the 'best' local brand is called] BUT AT HALF THE PRICE".

I've got to save for a house deposit somehow...
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)