For LULZ...
... go to a psychic's stage show and book your ticket under an unlikely name such as Julius Rypszynski. Then wait for the twat to go through the ticket sales list, go on stage and say "I'm getting a man with an accent .... a Polish accent" before taking him to the cleaners.

You may get mugged by old ladies who believe this charlatanery is real on the way out, however.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:59, 1 reply)

Don't forget to talk rubbish to the other audience members in the foyer while you're waiting to go in
Make it interesting, plausible, and specific. Quite often, some of them are "plants" and will report back to the "Psychic", who will then call out a nice ready-made low-probability "hit".
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:03, closed)

More LULZ
Send him some fan mail on flowery notepaper, claiming to be a little old lady and that you're looking forward to his stage show. Fill it with crap about poor, dead Albert and a missing will, and BANG! - quick win.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:42, closed)