and what do people say
when you tell them you are an accountant?? (says the lawyer)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:35, 1 reply)

One sweet old lady called me a "Bloodsucker" when she found out my profession
I had known her a few years because she lives in my village. She hasn't spoken to me since.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:43, closed)

there is something pleasingly
harry potter/sookie stackhouse-ish about this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:56, closed)

*Googles Sookie Stackhouse*
nah, i'm not pretty enough...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:03, closed)

i don't believe that for a minute
you probably have a very different accent though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:19, closed)

"Allroight moi luvver!"
but in all seriousness, I know nothing about the Trueblood series, it has completely passed me by. I think it may be banned in Somerset under witchcraft laws.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:30, closed)

i've never seen the tv series
and never ever will. but the books... i hate that kind of stuff. i hate it. which is why i really hate that i was pressured into buying one by the witch in waterstones and now i am completely addicted and can't wait for the 10th one to come out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:47, closed)