cock germs
Ah, finally, someone else gets it.

"eew, you didnt wash your hands after a piss!" people say.

No, actually, I deliberately don't. You know why? my cock is clean. Washing it is a very enjoyable experience that I do very thoroughly. It spends the majority of its time wrapped in clean cotton. Its of adequate length to stop me getting piss on my hands, so why the fuck would I wash my hands after touching it? The chances are that the tap handles, the dryer, the door handle and infact pretty much every other object in a public area are all dirtier than my cock will ever get, but if you start getting OCD about that sort of thing, you may as well move into an oxygen bubble and never go outside.

People worry about me not washing after a piss, yet are happy to hold a crumpled tenner in their mouth as they fumble about to pay for something - now THAT is seriously unhygenic.
(dave likes cheese, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:37, 1 reply)

But
I thought you didn't wear pants for years?
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:27, closed)

pants
I don't. I do wear trousers though.
(dave likes cheese, Sat 29 May 2010, 12:50, closed)