What's My Number?
When I moved to my present flat it took BT two years to install a phone! This was because of problems with the local exchange and its lack of capacity.

Anyway having paid a hefty sum up front I got a load of paperwork saying when my phone would be installed and it helpfully advised me of me telephone number which of course was passed to family & friends.

A few days later and another shed load of paper advising that my number would now be a different number.

When the phone was installed it was neither of the two previously advised numbers!

...and just to put the icing on the cake, BT went and changed the number a few months later and didn't bother telling me! Twunts!!
( Vambo, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)