TV Chefs.
Not all of them - just most of them.

Especially the fuckbags (well - one fuckbag in particular) that try to sell you pork sausages from UK supermarkets with shady organic credentials, all the while preaching to the general public about the value of self-sufficiency and organic produce.

You don't give a fuck about fat school kids or young offenders - it's all just a marketing tactic to get your slobbery face all over my TV so you can try to sell me more of your generic recipes and secure yourself yet another book deal and TV show.

Fucking hypocrite.

I might try your recipes, but the 10 litres of cockney slobber needed for your "pukka beans on toast" is difficult to come by where I live.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Sat 29 May 2010, 11:15, 4 replies)

Erm....
....Gary Rhodes, right?
(hairybuddha, Sat 29 May 2010, 14:43, closed)

Give the poor bugger a bloke
he was an ok looking younger bloke, that lucked into fame and fortune. Not the sharpest bic in the pocket protector. Not so much a hypocrite as naive.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 30 May 2010, 15:23, closed)

Workaholic and now, regrettably,
a megalomaniac, is our naked friend with the oversized tongue. He's like a sort of evil Forrest Gump, blundering into good fortune but then using it to further his own ego and bank balance. Some of his recipes are quite good though.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 31 May 2010, 15:05, closed)

however some are barely (his) recipes at all...

(piggy, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:46, closed)