In no specific order

- Health and Safety reps
- HR Consultants
- Time and Motion analysts

"Hate" is a bit strong though - I'd say more "similar discomfort to an ingrown pube" (if that even makes sense).

Health and Safety reps because the majority of my exposure to them is when they wander around a site picking holes in every thing they can find that is barely relevant to the task at hand OR suddenly go ostrich like when a very real and significant danger is identified and it's down-tools time. Work at heights and you're suddenly presented with a brown rainbow of every sweetcorn flecked flavour of H&S bullshit.

HR Consultants - underhand shits to a man.

Time and Motion analysts - if you're so good at pointing out how the job could be done quicker, then you do it you whinging fucker.

My apologies if you're actually a nice person trapped inside a shit's body and your forced to ply your trade in the above professions.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Mon 31 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)