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Broken Arrow says: Bankers, recruitment consultants, politicians. What professions do you hate and why?

(, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26)
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it does not even qualify as a profession but the slouching shrugging cocksure little cunts in electrical retailers make me glad i'm not allowed to carry a weapon. a few weeks i was looking for some speakers for my laptop - a temporary measure until my good ones emerged from some packing crates in a storage warehouse. while fiddling with a 'demo' model to get some sound through the pissing thing one saunters past in his Asda Roll Back interview ensemble: grey crumpled shirt, shiny trousers and those ridiculous pointy toed shoes the chavoscenti all seem to have been issued with lalely.

'Excuse me, this demonstration model doesn't seem to be working, could you help please'

'shrug' 'll get the bloke to look at it', off he meanders slackly masticating on his fetid gum

so i gave up on him and continued looking at various models plugging in cables etc where required

Then our dashing emissary returns; 'bloke that fixes um is on lunch - cn'a 'elp'

After a very brief yet explicit detail of what i was look for he beckons me away to the iPod docks.

'ees are quite good' he says cranking up the volume on a lurid dildo pink plastic iPod dock shaped like a pig

Really and where do i plug my laptop in?


'Do i look like i want a bloody pink plastic pig?


'Are you taking the piss?

It was at this point my wife gently guided me away. I had been polite and patient right up till then but she knows me well and decided then was a good point to draw my attention away to some new LCD televisions.

i hate those little cunts - pull your trowsers up get a proper job. Oh and another thing - you're not black innit.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:47, 2 replies)
I agree
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:55, closed)
And how do you know?
They may all have a perfectly natural pigment disorder, like Jackson.

Would also hint towards the docking station too.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 8:45, closed)

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