So not reading this weeks efforts
Will wait for this question to close and read the winners page only.

Only so many puns the human race should have to put up with before utter boredom sets in.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:39, 3 replies)

www.b3ta.com/questions/professions/post744808
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:40, closed)

Good lad.
*pats head*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:42, closed)

I don't have a pun or story to tell, thus I'm left with moaning.

Such a nice day for it as well.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:44, closed)