Reminds me of the famous Dolphin Fondler
True story - a man was arrested for allegedly sexually molesting a dolphin, somewhere on the North East coast of England. When it went to trial, his defence was that it would be impossible to assault anything with a penis which had been exposed to the freezing water of the North Sea. He was acquitted.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:18, Reply)