the beard and beer belly lot are a dying breed
Literally dying. The fat alkie pickled egg cunts rarely make it to sixty.

There must be a mountain of discarded pewter tankards and stretched 1987 Cambridge Folk Festival t-shirts somewhere.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:26, 1 reply)

I met a CAMRA secretary
Checking out the local to my work that sells actual beer for a potential place for a group meeting

she was in her 20's and very pretty, not even a hint of a beard. But boy did she know her hops
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:38, closed)

fucking hipster yoof coming over here and being more attractive than the grotty-bearded camra greaseballs

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:35, closed)