6th?
The first girl I ever slept with was young and horny, it was great.

We were at a small house party, only a few of us there. It was the end of the night, and we were all sat round, chatting. We were all walking round in either boxies or pajamas(girls), and me and the missus were taking up one couch, lying under the duvet.

We'd spent the entire night teasing each other, and so were ready to hump like rabbits when everyone was asleep. Unfortunately, this was taking far longer than anticipated.

I was lying at the back of the couch, being the big spoon, she was the little spoon. I was in the middle of a sentence when all of a sudden my voice jumped a bit, as she reached behind me, and started playing with me. I decided to return the favour, so I directed the conversation to her, waited until she was in the middle of a sentence, before I started playing with her.

She reacts the same way as me, only much more obviously. After a few minutes, she starts shifting a little, so I thought she was about to come, I wasn't quite prepared for what happened next.

After a few seconds, while still talking, she reaches behind, grabs my minge-battering-ram, and guides it into her hot, wet clunge. I was most definitely not expecting this, as she never let me go bareback before, even though she was on the pill.

As we were all still talking, we couldn't exactly start going as expected. She made up for this by clenching and unclenching, while very slowly moving her hips up and down.

After about 20 minutes of this, I'm ready to spaff up her, but I know I can't, as there's no way in hell she would be able to clean up without drawing attention, so I had to hold back, and think of England.

About 5 minutes later, people have all just about fallen asleep, so we slowly pull our clothes back on, and slip into the bathroom where we finish the dirty deed.

The next morning I walk into the bathroom to see my friend speaking to her younger brother, who was a mixture between shocked and amused. It turns out he hadn't gone to bed as we'd imagined, he'd got far too drunk, and decided to fall asleep in the bath.

We hadn't noticed him, so when he woke up halfway through he didn't know what the hell to do, so he simply fell back asleep.

It wasn't until the morning that he actually grasped what had happened. It was obvious that it was the two of us, but no-one said a word, and I thought we'd got away with it, until the party girl's (ace) Mum got home, and announced "Right, who fucked in the bathroom?"

I laughed, the missus nearly died.

Good times.

Length? Ask her
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, 1 reply)

Ha!
Lovely job, Sir!
( SpankyHanky, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:28, closed)