sex on the beach
I've done some of the old classics of the park bench and on the beach but my housemate and her boyfriend have to take the cake.

They were on holiday in Tenerife and walking home after a night in a club and walking along the beach they decided to get jiggy between the pedaloes. Whilst in the act she noticed that a couple of passing shadows had decided to pick up and walk off with her handbag. And her boyfriends wallet, which had been in his pocket. Round his ankle.

Now this handbag had her passport, money, cards, driving license and dignity, which as you may know, are quite hard to replace.

They stopped mid-coitus and proceeded to quickly get dressed and run down to their apartment. Screaming.

They then had to explain what happened to the Spanish police. And her mum. This was also around the time a couple was arrested in Dubai for having sex on the beach, a fact her mum never stopped reminding her of.
Length? Girth? She was more interested in her bag....
(alpha doesn't have a witty phrase to write here, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:21, 1 reply)

Oops
misread pedaloes as paedos...
(kitescreech still here, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:50, closed)