Wahey, public sex and nightclubs
I didn't think of this in time to post for the nightclubs question, so I'm glad this came round.

I was in a rock club in Bristol and, as in my story here www.b3ta.com/questions/nightclubs/post401562, had wee in me, so I went to the loos.

These loos were better maintained than the other ones - there were 3 cubicles, all with thick clangy metal doors, all with locks on them. Also there wasn't a man making small waves in a puddle of piss with his snoring.

I go into the cubicle on the right, and from the left of me I hear a girls voice saying

"No Aaron"

Hmmm?

"Not that way"

OK, I think I know whats going on here

"That way is shit"

Bwahaa

The moral of the story is, if you are going to be bad at having sex with someone in the toilets be sure to have a generic name, like Dave or Steve so you can at least have some anonymity, and avoid conversations like "Hi my name is Aaron" "Oh, are you 'that way's shit Aaron'?"
(teebie jeebie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:30, Reply)