One-man show
I was once indulging in some pre-shag dirty talk with a young man and we got onto the subject of outdoor shenanigans. I gleefully filled him in on the filthy, exciting times I'd had and he returned the favour, telling me all about the park, the forest, the swimming pool, his car, the pub...

Turned out when he said "sex" he meant "wanking". It dulls the fantasy somewhat when it's actually just a bloke with his hand in his trousers, hoping he'll be spotted by random passers-by.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:36, Reply)