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Train carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?

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(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
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Booze, Marijuana and Sex. A wonderful Combination.
well it would be if I could remember a lot more then I do.

My friend Nell from work (a lovely girl) invited me around to her place for a end of year bash (since I was leaving for new zealand the next day).
"sure! sounds ace" says I. Then Nell tells me we're going to pick up a few of her mates.
"sure! more the fucking merrier!" so we're packed into her car - me, Nell and her friend.... a guy whose name was Ben - but was known to everybody as Rabbit.

We make it back to Nell's in one piece - giggling and all having a great time, more people have turned up and it's become a cranking party. The music is loud - the grog is flowing and I'll admit I got too enthusiastic with the vodka and the shots. Far too enthusiastic. However I figured as long as I sat on the couch and could hold myself up - I was fine. Right?

wrong.

I had unwittingly sat at the couch where Rabbit was lighting up a bong. I - young, innocent, naive - asked him what the fuck he was doing. His response was to put the bong to my lips, light it, and tell me to "suck start this like a leaf blower".

I giggled so hard I fell off the couch.

He eventually got me so high I couldn't quite tell how time was moving - it felt incredibly slow. I also thought everyone was speaking WAY too fast. I also thought Rabbit was sex on legs.

Next thing I know - I've woken up on the couch. I'm in my sleeping bag. And so is Rabbit.
But I don't know it's rabbit. I have no clue who it is. So when he starts kissing me, I politely enquire,

"erm - sorry but who are you??"
"doesn't matter. you're hot. I'm hard. Let's fuck"

Classy. But also extremely true as it turned out. I was gagging for it. Jeans are unbuttoned, limbs are tangled, then he says to me

"shit I've forgot a condom"

then from the corner -
"You fucking arsehole rabbit!"

it was Nell. And her brother. He had woken up on the floor to the sounds of mine and Rabbit's heavy breathing and gasps, quietly sneaked out and brought Nell into the lounge.

Shocked - the both of us stared at the door way before Rabbit told them to fuck off back to bed. I was too shy to go back to it - in any case - I was incredibly annoyed he didn't tell me he had no condom on in the first place. So we went back to sleep and woke up the next morning with embarrassed laughs and a penchant for not wanting to give our hungover stomachs reason to rebel.

I worked with him last week - no awkwardness or anything! So there you have it - my first and only one night stand.

You lucky bastards got every inch of it too!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:10, Reply)

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