Well when you put it *that* way....
Having been dragged staggeringly drunk from a grimy bar next to Waitrose in central Milton Keynes, aged 15, by a girl from my year at school, we proceeded to have rubbish fumbley sex on a pile of rocks and mud that would later become Milton Keynes Theatre.

Yep, I lost my virginity on a building site.
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That grimy bar!
That was a legendary bar call Bar Central, used to love a good night out there. I think most of my mates have a sexual story from that place.
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That was the one
Hideous. Absolutely fucking hideous. Spent most of my formative years there. Its closed down now hasn't it?
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