Only done it once!
Me and my boyfriend decided to go for a walk on Ilkley Moor, bringing with us several cans, a bottle of apple bacardi and some wonderful Vat19 golden rum, drink of the gods!

Passed some bushes with pants in them and laughed, continued drinking and walking up the hill. As we got progressively more drunk, those bushes seemed like a better and better idea, and in due course we ended up in missionary in them. Being underneath, I craned my head back in the moment of passion, opened my eyes, and saw quite clearly on the top of an overhanging cliff face some small children with binoculars. Looking right at us and pointing.

We left hastily, but not long after noticed a helicopter flying around over the area we'd been in. They caught on quickly!
(I'm not here was here on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:26, 1 reply)

On Ilkley Mooar bar...
The worst thing is is that I've probably been past those very bushes walking to the cliffs and never realised they were so...popular.
(vibrating tuna, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:35, closed)