Kept deliberately vague...
My most recent serious girlfriend left her husband of 20+ years because he got arrested for public indecency.

The cops caught him fellating another chap in a churchyard. The other bloke was in his 70s. Hubby's excuse? The old geezer's wife had recently died and he 'felt sorry for him'.

I had to listen to this tale after our first shag and not laugh. The fun lasted for a year or so, with many alfresco moments, until her love of alcohol got seriously out of control and I decided enough was enough.

You'd think that her hubby would have had no way back, wouldn't you? Yet I hear that they are together again and making a go of it.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:22, Reply)