A friend of mine
was on a rather long train journey with her boyfriend.

Being a young couple, they turned to each other and started enthusiastically trying to find out what the other one had for breakfast.

All this got them fairly riled up, and so, giggling slightly, they made their way to the toilets. Now this was one of those new trains so the toilets were fairly big and had that push button system with the revolving doors.

Things get pretty heavy, unperturbed by the lingering odour of industrial cleaners and strangers' shit, they start doing the bad thing. Thanks to a lack of space, and an aversion to covering themselves in other people's piss, they managed it standing up, the lassie with one leg on the toilet seat, bracing herself as her young beau gave her an enthusiastic chastity vaccine.

So enthusiastic, in fact, that in the heat of the moment, she moved her hands around in an attempt to stay upright, and accidentally presses the unlock button, and the open button. The door slid away, revealing them, like sweaty naked contestants on a game show, to the understandably shocked eyes of the little old lady who'd been waiting patiently to use the loo.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, Reply)