I hope he is not on B3TA or he might kill me......
My Friend who I shall call M for that is his first initial, had been going out with his still current girlfriend for about 2 years.

One afternoon last year they decided to go for a Picnic in Windsor Great Park and the walked around enjoying the sun and the sites and had from what Im told was a really nice lunch. Later in the afternoon they found they were alone in a part of the park no one appears to be in. Both of them were feeling rather horny to say the least as they only get to see each other every other weekend at this point so they start to do the dirty and play with every posible hole. Whilst they are Mid flow a loud noise is herd, Like Meercats they pop there heads up to see the Queens procession going by whilst pulling clothes back on and luckily they did not get seen doing the business.

I would like to think that if the Queen had seen them that they maybe would have been Hung or some such other old victorian punishment.....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:16, Reply)