Al fresco shagging does funny things to you
The last time Mrs Hatred went for it outdoors- on the banks of the river Eden in Cumbria for the record- I wound up engaged so I've been wary of doing so since lest I wind up a Dad or promising her a sports car or something else I'd be unlikely to do in normal circumstances. I will say however that the locale was splendid.

It must be said that my first car- a 1977 Mercedes 200- was ideal for this sort of thing as the gearshift was on the steering column meaning that the front seat was continuous and folded completely flat. This coupled with soft suspension and a reasonable stereo meant it saw a great deal of service in the passion wagon role during my formative driving years.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:06, Reply)